With three hams in the can, Jebmas was saved. The townsfolk all cheered "Jeb you're so brave!"
"I couldn't have done it without- say where's my best bud?" Just then Ace skated in and did a triple lutz.
"Ace Stamos, my friend so majestic, pristine. Let me strap on my skates, and we'll perform our routine!" On that day began a Jebmas tradition so great: The story of STOLE TRAIN performed on roller skates!
The moral to this story, if there's one to be had, is that though Jebmas was late, no one got mad. Friendship and horses made everything alright. "Merry Jebmas to all, and to all a goodnight!"