Jameson Sheppard for The Lonely Mountain Miner. The text, if it's hard to read, "Saddened by the thought of not being invited to join Jeb Kennedy, The Lonely Mountain Miner has kidnapped our hero. (Insert gasp!) Since he lacked the foresight to plan, he simply sat on our poor friend. Which is unfortunately fortunate for Jeb, considering monsters roam his streets of Americaville. Now, we wait, as abnormalities rule the month and a curiosity develops. A plot. A thickening plot. A plot that thickens. -Jameson Sheppard"
The plot hath thickened indeed.